Chris Ellerker

Chris has been an irregular attendee of the Rim Stinger, and nothing is more irregular than his clothing (see opposite). His membership of the RAC (the London club, not the breakdown people, although sometimes his driving has led him into difficulties) has counted against him in the Handicap Committee's deliberations in the past. Up until 2013, when his consistency won through and he picked up the trophy, Chris had focused on the vagaries of the Champagne moment as the best source of prizes. Awards have included losing his lunch rations to a crow and being honked mid-backswing by the London-Penzance Express, a trauma from which he never really recovered. Most recently he was a member of the champagne moment team award for joining a topless champagne pool party between the 5th and 6th holes of RS X. Impressive work.

Nice try Chris, but your clothing needs a serious makeover to compete with Vince