Miguel Soto

Miguel "the man with the pan" Soto has been a regular player since Rim Stinger III. He also possesses the biggest club in the tournament, if not the northern hemisphere, which has been likened to a frying pan attached to a broom handle. It sounds like that as well. Miguel is perhaps the most determined player in the competition, but so far has suffered from the committee's ruling that a handicap above 28 is out of order, unless you play in a dress for all three days. Miguel was due to win his fifth cap in 2011 but a late withdrawal meant that he missed this opportunity, but this was as nothing compared to him missing out on the chance to put yet more money on the OCC to win. Miguel routinely puts £50 on this unlikely event which has earned him good odds but precisely no winnings. However, in 2011 when lightning did strike, Miguel was not there to place his bet, much to the delight of the CGC.

Miguel, in his most natural habitat, about to win another Rim Stinger poker competition