Dean Lake, BoS IV

Debut: RS I, 2004, Slaley Hall

Caps: 2

Best Finish: 2004, when he did not win the bag o'shite

Dean is a Rim Stinger founder, but has only won two caps so far. Possessed with the most rapid and shortest swing in the Rim Stinger and also the lowest centre of gravity, the Dean Lake-struck golfball tends to follow what might be kindly described as "a low trajectory". In his most recent appearance at Rim Stinger IV, Dean became the inaugural winner of the newly-minted Bag o'shite award for his eight points. He has not been seen since.

On the right, Dean comtemplates giving up the Rim Stinger, and golf generally after a bag o' shite score of 8 in 2007